There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
A day may come when the when this post is not reblogged, but it is not this day!
Via Slouching Provocatively
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
If inconvenient, reblog anyway.
Could be dangerous
iziaa asked: One of your favorite joke that we don't see often ? (like pivot, or oh woow, making fajitas?)
“Well then I guess I’m going to Yemen… I’m going to Yemen!“